SexiFlexi's definitions
An act of masturbation in which one bends at the knee in a Captain Morgan pose. Then, bending forward, the appropriate hand reaches around and under the upraised thigh for comical pleasure.
"I did the Jerque du Soleil when I woke up this morning."
"How was it?"
"I really should have stretched first."
"How was it?"
"I really should have stretched first."
by SexiFlexi February 24, 2010
Get the Jerque du Soleilmug.