sober

the feel between 7:00 AM and the 7:05 AM beer

Neo : Thomas A. Anderson = Drunk : Sober

by Wes2912 January 10, 2015

Sober

Something my mother is not.

Me-ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING BE SOBER AND DRINK WATER?
Mom- what is “wuter”

by Chickenisdawicken October 14, 2020

Sober

Possessed of iron will, but often lacking a sense of humour. Helpful with washing up, finding CDs and lifts home. Probably in need of several stiff drinks!

Douglas is the designated driver tonight, so he has to stay sober.

by LC-DDM June 16, 2018

Sober

The state of which you are actually so fucked up on alcohol/drugs that you think you are sober when you aren't even close.

Scene of a Party
Ted: Hey man, what's goin on there!
Frank: Nothin much just enjoyin myself

Ted: Yeah man i'm fuckin sober as hell
Frank: Didn't i see you on that couch just downing some tequila?
Ted: No no man don't believe that, i'm sober

by Sloshface budfucker December 11, 2009

sober

boring, dull, uninteresting.

"Man, that guy is so lame, hes always sober."

by manders0724 July 15, 2007

Sober

something the boring and useless use as a mask to try and seem better then everyone, when really they only stay that way because they can't face who they are and don't know how to be fun.

"Hi, I don't drink, I'm always sober. Would you like to knit some quilts with me? Maybe later we can share a bag of chips and then watch Full House reruns. Being sober rules!"

by Lottylula December 9, 2008

Sober

A derogatory term for boring people.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?

by Davidsftwk September 7, 2012