freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.

Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?

by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021

SamPod

A slang term inspired by the term “AirPods” when referring to IconX earbuds.

Samuel: “I love having apple because it works so well with my AirPods!”
Karen: “I don’t care about your AirPods and your apple iphone because I have my SamPods with my Galaxy Note 9”

by SamPodder21 July 26, 2019

Scamp Walker

Someone who is always trying to bend the rules and gets by doing the bare minimum.
This word was popularized by Jerry Jeff Walkers song Gettin’ by.

Gary over there is such a Scamp Walker.

by Fetxch March 15, 2020

Flaming Pete Sampras

the act of jizzing on a tennis ball, igniting it, and shoving it up your girl's pussy while grunting.

Jack tried to give his girl a flaming Pete Sampras, but accidently lit his cock on fire.

by P-nasty the Chuta April 4, 2010

samp work

A saying which derives from Kalkaska Michigan which refers to simple work. Anything that is samp work is just easy.

Jared- "Hey Tim, looks like your going to be lifeguarding next Saturday."
Tim- "Samp work."

by dutchmen96 May 19, 2010

sampson's last wish

The haircut any female will go crazy for

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.

by widget master September 29, 2020

boob sampler

noun, a sampling of boobs, a lapdance
if someone is reclining slightly in their chair, you could say they are "ready for a boob sampler"

Connolly looks ready for a boob sampler.

by oxhannahxo February 4, 2007