shoulder of toast

4 slices of toast cut into 8 triangle halves arranged in an 8 place toast rack.

"Jeeves!. One is rather very hungry this morning, so let's bally well go for the full shoulder of toast, eh?"
"Very good sir"
From 'Jeeves and the Unfesibly Large Marrow' by P.G Woodhouse.

by BolDol October 30, 2017

Koala Shoulders

Super narrow shoulders

My boyfriend was as furious as an angry koala when I teased him about his koala shoulders.

by Lydiamaya June 16, 2016

Cold shoulder

The act of a person completely disregarding or ignoring another. This can be caused by a few things:

1. A person is in a bad mood and doesn't feel like talking to anyone.
2. A person says something so incredibly stupid that it doesn't deserve a response, thus the person is ignored.

I wanted to be friends with my ex, but she gave me the cold shoulder.

by BeatleKid96 April 8, 2015

i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with said homework in a pile next to a big distraction, most likely a computer.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on the urban dictionary reading a riveting definition.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

should of

A stupid way of saying "should have".

Person: I totally should of bought the bike, duuuuude.
Me: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *stabs to death*

by Blizzleair September 21, 2003

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

when you get the strong urge to perform the inexplicable act of dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

I should not have dipped my balls in sulfuric acid, I will be dipping it hydrochloric acid next time.

by 98ik8 March 15, 2022

shouldvitation

A shouldvitation is a noncommittal invitation because it lacks a specific date for an event to occur. It may be intended sincerely or it may be an empty, insincere and pointless invitation intended as a brush-off for the purpose of ending a conversation. An empty invitation made out perceived duty, obligation, or politeness. Multiple shouldvitations that are not followed up with a commitment point to a lack of genuine friendship or interest. Famously used in the movie "Take this Waltz” written by Sarah Polley and starring Michelle Williams.

Friend #1 "We should get together for coffee or lunch some time."
Friend #2 "You said that before. Is this just a shouldvitation or a real invitation? They are very different things."

by Rocker2013 August 30, 2013