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mister snuffleupagus

1. noun. Reffering to the Jim Henson character from Sesame Street. Any person often reffered to and talked about by a single person or small group of people, but who has yet to actually show up anywhere that you and/or most people you know have ever been, often creating doubt as to whether this person actually exists.

2. adjective. Having charachteristics of someone often reffered to and/or talked about, but who one has never met or never seems to actually be present, and possibly may not even exist.
1. Alexis has been talking about her boyfriend Byran for over a month, but I think he's a "Mister Snuffleupagus".

2. I think this guy you keep talking about who supposedly has the best shit in town for cheap is totally Mister Snuffleupagus, dude.
by Christopher J Olsen September 10, 2006
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Snuffleuppugus

A nickname for one who is well endowed. Resembles the trunk on the Sesame Street character Snuffleuppugus.
Male 1: "If it wasn't for my wang, I could drop to a lighter weight class in MMA."

Male 2: "For real bro. You look like Snuffleuppugus." "What do you feed that monster?"
by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023
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snuffalupagus

1) The large wooly mammoth featured on the children's television program, Sesame Street. He could only be seen by Big Bird
2) A person or thing that either exists only in one's mind or others have never met, therefore think only exists in one's mind.
1) Big Bird and Snuffalupagus are best friends.

2) I haven't seen you in so long - everyone was beginning to think you were my Snuffalupagus!
by Eerbink April 25, 2006
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snuffleupagirl

Your buddy's imaginary lady friend whom none of your mutual friends have ever seen.
Friend 1: "Have you seen Gary's new girl?"
Friend 2: "No one has--only Gary."
Friend 3: "Maybe she's another one of his snuffleupagirls."
by CarMono August 28, 2011
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Sniffleupagus

Illegitimate love child of Snuffleupagus and an unknown Sesame Street guest star.

Sniffleupagus came forward in early 2005 claiming to be the son of Snuffleupagus. Snuffleupagus quickly denied the allegations that he had fathered a child with a member of the Sesame Street cast. However, DNA testing performed by experts employed by Maury Povich proved that Snuffleupagus was indeed the father of Sniffleupagus.

Sniffleupagus has since been seen frequenting various clubs in and around Las Vegas. He owns several private condos in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

The identity of Sniffleupagus’s mother was never revealed.
Sniffleupagus, son of Snuffleupagus.
by Jimmy "Butt" Cheeks March 27, 2010
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snuzzleupagus

A super sexy, cuddly person who likes to snuggle.
After Jen left for California she really missed her boyfriend Matt, but she was comforted by the fact that he would always be her snuzzleupagus
by Taps Malone August 21, 2006
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snuffleupacunt

1) A girl with an enormous vagina. Named after the large puppet Snuffleupagus on Sesame Street.

2) Also a term, either endearing or demeaning, depending on who you say it to.
1) I tried to nail her, but I couldn't stay in because she had a snuffleupacunt!

2) Yo, Snuffleupacunt! What's going on, babe?
by Joshua C May 14, 2008
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