snowmobile

When your girl is on all fours and your doing her doggystyle, knock her arms out from under her and ride her off the side of the bed.

"hey Heather, wanna go snowmobiling later on? it'll be losts of fun"

by Pete September 3, 2003

Snowdog

A cocaine covered turd. Usually given to a drug addict so that they can eat it.

jay z consumed a snowdog and that's how he joined the Illuminati.

by GabeNewllz August 26, 2013

Snowhick

A Canadian redneck-equivalent from the far north. A person who thinks ice fishing is a competitive sport. A person who has a vast selection of woolen plaid over shirts in multiple checkered patterns. A person likely to own NHL commemorative plates.

Are you from Toronto, or are you one of the snowhicks from the boonies?

by NateFish April 27, 2011

Snowconey

A person who thinks very highly of themselves, but the only thing they ever talk about is how much they mess up

Caleb: I am the greatest there ever was
Brayden: didn’t you lose your football game?
Caleb: … yeah
Brayden: Snowconey moment

by Ceoofurom October 5, 2021

Arcadia Snowcone

When you jack off onto your lover's ass and then lick it off.

That arcadia snowcone tasted like sweat. Don't you wash your ass?

by Charlie Chapstick December 5, 2009

Snowpocalypse

A weather condition in which the amount of fallen snow, while not really such a big deal, wreaks havoc on a city, effectively shutting it down and leaving its citizens stunned and unable to see any sign of hope or a return to normalcy. It's perceived much like the aftermath of a nuclear event, but really... it's just freakin' snow!!

In cases of a Snowpocalypse it is really the panicked reaction of said citizens and NOT the actual snow that makes the situation worthy of the title. People simply aren't used to it, lose their heads and blame the city for the weather.

Seattle: December 2008/January 2009

6 days of sheer horror, the likes of which gripped us all in fear and ineptitude. God have mercy on our children as they look back on those dark, dark days of the Great Snowpocalypse.

** Speculation is still pending on whether this was the act of terrorists. No group has yet come forward and claimed responsibility.

by eBeth: awesome snow-driver February 24, 2009

Fucking Snowboarder

A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:

1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.

2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.

3: They are on a snowboard.

It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.

Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."

*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"

by James Scarper March 30, 2012