Snowhick 

A Canadian redneck-equivalent from the far north. A person who thinks ice fishing is a competitive sport. A person who has a vast selection of woolen plaid over shirts in multiple checkered patterns. A person likely to own NHL commemorative plates.

Are you from Toronto, or are you one of the snowhicks from the boonies?

Snowhick by NateFish April 27, 2011

Snowdicking 

The act of creating a large-scale penile statue comprised in part or entirely of snow or ice for the purposes of self-expression through the artistic medium of sculpture.

It snowed three feet last night and knocked out the power, so my friends and I went snowdicking to pass the time.

Snowdicking by NonEMoose February 18, 2013

snowlicker 

A lesbian of color who only dates white women.

White Girl: Do you think I have a chance with Hillary? She’s hot af.
Asian Girl: Oh totally, she’s such a snowlicker.

snowlicker by ampeterson March 7, 2017

snowhican 

When the snow has cleared from most of your car, but a layer remains on the roof. This gives the appearance of the car having a white mohican haircut made of snow.
See also snowhawk.

Looks like bad weather further north. That car going past has a snowhican.

snowhican by Blue Jack March 9, 2009

Snowhicular Manslaughter 

The act of homicide in which a person, usually a child, forcefully throws a snowball on to an oncoming car that results in a death.

Billy: I just got out of the slammer.
Phillip: What did you get arrested for?
Billy: Snowhicular manslaughter; I packed the meanest snowball and absolutely destroyed a car. I got locked up for 3 years. Who ever thought a 12 year old would go to jail?

Snowhicular Manslaughter by Frosty The Snowman December 9, 2012

Snowdick 

The iciest of hood ornaments, indigenous to Reno Nevada, usually accompanied by super-skanks willing to fuck anything!

Josh was so excited by his snowdick ornament that he instantly ripped his manties off and rode that snowdick to the sun dont shine...!

Snowdick by Dezman December 25, 2021

cool snowchick 

if the world of snowboarding and all around cool. there is but one true definition. and that is andi loa. look to her, and you see a true cool snowchick.

andi loa is such a cool snowchick. i wish i was like that cool. she is like my hero. she !is! pro.

cool snowchick by samwise January 1, 2005