Dirty Snowblower

When you put cocaine in someone's butthole and they fart it in your nose so you don't even have to snort it..

I can't wait to find a filthy whore to give me a dirty snowblower!

by Earlshy October 25, 2017

snowboard

An objest used for one of the greatest sports ever...SNOWBOARDING. Whether your're carving down a steep mountain side, ripping up the park with insane mad shit, just cruising or a beginner...Once you go Board you never go back.

I have a snowboard.

by Bex December 3, 2003

snowboard

Snowboarding was pioneered during the late '60s and early '70s by guys who opted to build boards in shop class instead of birdhouses and tobacco pipes. Those first snowboards only vaguely resemble the equipment that exists today; they were small, wooden, and difficult to maneuver. Fortunately, designers such as Tom Sims, Jake Burton, and Chuck Barfoot gave up their dreams of having a cubicle job and instead devoted their time to creating better snowboards and promoting the sport. As the popularity of snowboarding increased (especially in the 1980s), media coverage and large-scale competition brought the sport to the public's attention. However, since the advent of the pseudo punk uprising, half of the teenager population claims to be a snowboarder because they own a snowboard. Despite the massive influx of false snowboarders, it is still a sport with no equal.

Bob: What do you wanna do today?
Snowboard junkie: SNOWBOARD!!!!
Bob: Dude, its august.
Snowboard junkie: Who gives a fuck?
Bob: The only snow around is in Canada.
Snowboard junkie: Lets go!
Bob: No!
Snowboard junkie: DEATH TO YOU INFIDEL!
Faker: Huh huh huh, I snowbaord! I can ride down a black diamond at 3 mph!
Snowboard junkie: I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT!

by Bob the Leprechaun August 8, 2004

Snowboner

When a snowboarder gets aroused from the epic weather and other snowboarding conditions. In addition, if a fellow boarder does a totally awesome 1080 rodeo flip, that could lead to a snowboner.

Bro: Dude, we got like 12 feet of snow last night. It's awesome bro. I'm going to triple backflip on my first run. You see all the snow on the mountains brah?

Brah: Bro, your story just gave me a snowboner.

by Enlicensed One February 11, 2010

snowfrost

my crush

wow she is snowfrost

by crabE#2667 March 30, 2021

Rectal snowblower

When you cover your rectum with a pile of cocaine and fart a coke cloud into the air and someone runs in and tries to snort the cloud out of the air.

Man you've never been as high as you would be after a rectal snowblower!

by Shooter McGavin 1 March 9, 2022

St. Louis Snowblowing

The act of walking down a busy street surrounded by pedestrians and continuously letting little rounds of farts out.

Dude, Mikey D was St. Louis Snowblowing down the entire street in old town St. Charles!

by Boobalicious March 26, 2007