Shovel Buddy

A close friend who, in the event of your death, will remove any and all embarassing personal items from your home you do not wish family to see. i.e. Pornography, sex toys or drug paraphernalia. The shovel buddy is allowed to keep or destroy these items and is ideally alerted by a loud horn.

*Created by Steve Morrison of the Preston and Steve show on 93.3 WMMR (Podcast 6-21-07)

Steve told Preston, his shovel buddy, where he hid his porn so that if he died he could remove it from his house.

by mybrosteve December 30, 2008

Shovel a dead rat

The urgent need to hit the toilet after a heavy or sometimes sketchy meal.

Usually preceded by really smelly, rank farts.

Man, Nic really did eat a shit tonne of Sethros for lunch today, I think he's gone to "shovel a dead rat".

by MrThomassoulo March 26, 2021

snivelry

The utterance of one who snivels.

In the television series Rome, Caesar tells Marc Antony that Posca wants to accept the truce with Pompey. "In return for what?" Antony asks. "Peace is its own reward," Posca says, to which Antony replies "Snivelry! The ram has touched the wall. No mercy."

by QRDeNameland January 12, 2007

Golden Shovel

Its an object used by guys like John Cena, Triple H, and don't forget Big Daddy Shovel Kevin Nash, and Shawn Michaels. This is not just a normal shovel it is a shovel thats been used to bury the wrestling careers of Daniel Bryan, Booker T, Damien Sandow, CM Punk, and Dolph Ziggler. The Golden Shovel is the basically Wrestlings Devil Trident and or Pitchfork used to bury wrestlers in WWE. To use this Golden Shovel a WWE Wrestler must suck on Vince McMachon's Dick and play so much backstage politics where you have total control over what you want to do and bury as many people as you want.
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Triple H defeated Booker T at WrestleMania 20 using his signature Golden Shovel.
John Cena has kept and used the Golden Shovel ever since he became the face of WWE.
Kevin Nash used his Golden Shovel to end Goldberg's winning streak.

by xSoFreshx December 10, 2013

Shoveler

A girl who takes the semen left on her belly and places it inside her vagina with the intent to become impregnated

Mike: Dude I heard you got Sheila pregnant
Dale: I busted on her belly though
Mike: She must be a shoveler
Dale: Damn, you're right...I'm gonna be a dad

by Shovelove July 13, 2015

Shovel spoon

A spoon in a shape of a shovel it's a real thing search it up on google

OMG I can't believe shovels evolved into spoons . Doesn't that make a shovel spoon

by No nut November society December 15, 2018

Shovel Girl

Miranda a ratchet southern girl gets her ass beat by getting hit with a shovel in the head by another ratchet hoe.

Ratchet country girl hit in the head with a shovel. Shovel girl gets Mayweather'ed.

by ThatDefiner May 6, 2014