Snooter

British slang

v. to harass verbally, particularly with demands
n. one who snooters

"Those who know Bertram best are aware that in his journey through life he is impeded and generally snootered by about as scaly a platoon of aunts as ever was assembled ..."

P.G. Wodehouse

by Jive Dadson July 31, 2011

Snotterfly

The butterfly shaped contents of a tissue, when you open and examine it after you've blown your nose, during a cold or fever.

Can be specifically used to freak out girls, mothers, and younger siblings.

Hey mum, look at my snotterfly!

I blew one hell of a snotterfly, and shoved it in my sister's face.

by Laudanum March 23, 2011

Snooter Trail

The drippings from a vagina left on furniture, the floor, or other people as a woman walks or runs away. A Snooter Trail may consist of semen, blood, menstrual fluid, urine, etc.

I creampied my girlfriend and she left a long snooter trail between the bedroom and bathroom.

Nikki sat on my lap during the concert and left a snooter trail on my pants after she got up.

by Vulgar Voyages May 13, 2018

snootercut

While a guy is getting head and the girl sucks his balls... the guy then farts in her forehead.

Nick- hey bud I am really feeling a snootercut tonight should we save the 69 for tomorrow or what?
Erin - yeah I was thinking I wanted a fart on my forehead

by Dojacoot April 25, 2020

Old Snotter

Used car or motorcycle that's been around the block a few times, but is still serviceable enough.

The term possibly has its origins in a TV programme featuring Mike Brewer, who used it in the mid-90s, but it could date back further than that.

"I saw Jimmy driving his latest old snotter the other day, by crap, it wasn't half burning some oil."

by Raggle Frock January 27, 2013

seaman snooter

One who loves sperm so much they will do a line of seaman off thier lovers belly like it were a line of cocain, using a straw or a rolled up fifty dollar bill.

My woman is such a seaman snooter she ruined two perfectly good fifties!

by jimmie j October 24, 2008

harry snotter

When you have a runny nose and use your snot and fingers to play with a females clitoris without her knowledge, then placing your fingers in said females mouth to re-lube for more clitoris diddling action. This is all done AFTER using your tongue, never use if you plan to keep using your tongue. Sex afterwards is mandatory though.

So I gave this bitch a Harry Snotter last night and she told me how much she loooooves the taste of her own juices.

by Sir Harry Snotter July 15, 2011