Snorgasm

NOT a sexual thing

1. A boring event
2. The sensation of nearly falling asleep

Let’s have a mother-daugher night.

Sounds like a real snorgasm

by TheGoyWonder January 22, 2013

snorgasmic

1. An adjective that describes an activity that on an average day would be quite exciting, but for any number of reasons, is boring today.

2. Description of an unexciting partner in bed.

1. Yeah, it's pay day and normally I'd be heading to the Highway Playground to celebrate, but that seems pretty snorgasmic.

2. I thought Jenna, our local pornstar extraordinaire, would be one uninhibited piece of ass, but no, she's uber snorgasmic.

by Arron April 18, 2006

soregasm

when it hurts so good.

ouch! ohhhhhh yeah. that wasn't just a gasm, it was a soregasm.

by givemeone July 20, 2006

smoregasm

When you squeez a smore so the marshmallow oozes out

*SPLAT* Oooohh Smoregasm

by Unt Slaut ON Slautermijer December 3, 2007

storegasm

An orgasm that has not been released for a long time.

I've climaxed a few times with you, but they were little- this one was huge! It was a storegasm!

by Meadow Soprano April 2, 2011

smoregasm

A smoregasm is basically the best freaking drink ever created.

Consists of marachino cherries, mountain dew, and triple sec.

the name is because the creators made in honor of a friend they were with that weekend.

when done properly, it looks like a sunset:

Was created by lizardfuel and dirtyho.
Bet you wish you knew them:

HOW TO CREATE THE SMOREGASM:

Get an empty water bottle.
Pour in the triple sec first so your parents don't know that you used it: don't worry when you pour water back in, it'll mix eventually.

Next put in the cherry juice/ cherries. Approximately 6 will do. Don't spill on the counter:

Finally, you fill up the rest of the bottle with mountain dew.
Any kind, the original was made with regular.

Made with livewire, it's called a Latvian Sunset.
Made with code red, it's called an Emergency Tampon.
Made with regular, it's the one and only SMOREGASM.
Enjoy yourselves.

"Hey dirtyho, pass that smoregasm over here."

or

"Oh my gawd, Gray Ham. You have to try this smoregasm."

by lizardho May 3, 2008

snorgasm

One hell of a boring sex partner.

"I thought the beers would loosen your mom up, but man, she was a frickin' snorgasm."

by JT December 26, 2004