Slord

A slut Lord.
One who partakes in sexual activity with anyone they encounter.

Why don't you ask out Shaquisha?

"I dunno man, I heard through the grapevine that she is a slord! "

by Flexmaster1989 August 3, 2015

snooded

Where the wire for your headphone or charger gets bunched at the ends leading to the death of the said charger.
Also could be known as turtlenecking

I’m so annoying my charger became snooded today

by JBak5 May 8, 2018

Snird

A Snird is a snake like reptile from Africa. The main feature of the Snird is it has wings. To fly, it crawls to the end of a cliff and seemingly falls, until moments later its wings come out from under its scales and it starts to fly.

McLean: have you seen my pet snird
Lancaster: NO! wtf is a snird?!
McLean: its half snake half bird
Lancaster: your gay

by brian_schlong March 3, 2010

Snoodle

In Fairbanks, Alaska (2023) it was agreed upon that those means “Snow Noodle” as snow hanging down from street lights, resembled a noodle.

Did you see the snoodle off by farmer’s loop?

by Odirus March 7, 2023

snodgepocker

snodgepocker (snodj pock er) NOUN. An annoying but endearing creature. Or is it endearing but annoying? Either way, you want to smack them, but can't because they are too Goddamned cute.

Like the cutest, fluffiest little kitten who keeps climbing up your legs and back with his needle-sharp claws to sit on your shoulder and purr.

Her- "How did he get stuck inside the piano?"
Him- "How? He's a hedgehog, that's what they do, look for dark places to curl up and sleep. And take a crap."
Her- "HE CRAPPED INSIDE MY PIANO!?"

(He pulls him out of the piano).

Him- "Sorry about that. Yeah, in't he a cute little snodgepocker?"
Her- "Ohhh... look at that little nosie!"
Him- "So... should we keep him, or call the Humane Society?"
Her- "He's making little piggy noises! We can't just give him away!"
Him- "So, what do you want to name him?"
Her- "Fluffy. Either Fluffy, or Shithead."
Him- "Welcome to the family, Shithead."
Her- "Can I hold him?"
Him- "Get your own damn hedgehog."

(she stands, staring.)

Him- "Shouldn't you be cleaning the shit out of your piano?"
Her- "I changed my mind about his name. I think he's more of a Fluffy."
Him- "Fluffy it is. Welcome to the family, Fluffy."
Her- "From now on, YOU'RE the one I'm calling Shithead."
Him- "There you go, sweet talkin' me again."
Her- "Just hand over the goddam hedgehog, Shithead."
Him- "OK. Here. Careful."

(He puts the hedgehog in her hands).

Her- "OW! Ow! What the fuck?! I am bleeding! You little fucker!"
Him- "The spines are sharp."
Her- "Ja think!?"
Him- "I told you to be careful."
Her- "He's grunting! What does that mean?"
Him- "It means he's hungry. I'll get him some food."
Her- "Oh, no you're not. I'M getting Fluffy's food. Aren't I , Fluffy? Fluffy says yes."
Him- "I'm coming along."
Her- "No, Fluffy says that Mr. Shithead should stay here to clean Fluffy's crap out of my piano. Doesn't he? Yesss he does."
Him- (grumbling) "Fucking hedgehog always takes her side."

by Maxhole June 23, 2009

snerdle

to cuddle with, rub faces and noses with, and generally make a fuss over your pets

I like to snerdle with my dog.

by Klee Canada December 15, 2008

snood

A guy who had the chance to hook up with a girl twice, but fails.

Jerome, you're a snood! You could've had her!

by Televizz October 3, 2011