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Holy Snooki

Commonly used as an expression demonstrating unadulterated excitement, and/or infinite amusement, when curbing the use of expletives and blasphemous words while still trying to be funny. Appropriately used at tanning/nail salons, and laundromats; or when holy shit simply isn't good enough.
1. To a person coming out of a tanning salon: "Holy Snooki! You look like an Oompa Loompa!"

2. To a girlfriend: "Holy Snooki, you need a pedi!"

3. Pointing at a hairstyle: "Holy Snooki, look at that poof!"

4. To an acquaintance: "Holy Snooki have you lost weight?"
by psychomango August 25, 2010
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snooki punch

When a short pudgy guidette is in yo face and you get mad drunk and just knock that bitch out!
This fuckin guidette was all up in the situation so I snooki punched that bitch out.
by "The Situational Grenadier" December 20, 2009
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snooki fat

A woman who's shaped like a fire hydrant.
She used to look good but she let herself go and now she looks snooki fat.
by holden7446 July 31, 2010
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Snookied

To punch an undesirable New Jersey guidette in the face.
While on the Jersey Shore a roid raged tool bag snookied this muffin topped tramp.
by collinbreathstink December 7, 2009
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snookie

to exact revenge upon a man by giving him one’s own sexually-transmitted disease
The only thing I can think of to explain why she wants to have sex with you is to snookie you,” his best friend speculated, “for she’s still mad-as-hell that you dumped her two years ago, and it’s common knowledge that she’s now teeming with STDs.”
by pollyanna downe January 23, 2011
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Snooki

The result of an oompa loompa fucking a troll doll, to create a weird troll like creature that wants "smush smush" Known for being easier than a sex doll and for violating Eric Cartman.
Snooki want smush smush!
by pacman jones32 November 2, 2010
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snookie

He tried convincing himself that the lumps on his penis were the result of chronic masturbation, but it was no use--he knew deep inside that they were in fact snookies, contracted from the vile prostitute he'd had sex with two months before.
by pollyanna downe January 23, 2011
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