pack snail

To eat pussy. Usually executed with tongue strokes that spell out a friends name so you can tell them about it later.

Jim: How was your date? Did you pack snail?

Mike: A little. I was going to town spelling out Mark and then I got the tap. I should've gone with Jim.

Jim: Yes you should have.

by mike_hymen March 26, 2010

snail hunting

Term used to refer to, and lightheartedly joke about, the reality of sleeplessness and being up when the snails are out.

Well yes I have been doing a lot more snail hunting these days since I’ve been worried about zero income due to COVID!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 8, 2020

comfort snail

in the same category as "awkward turtle", "TMI turkey", and "shady palm tree". you put your right hand in the position of a thumbs up then come up to the person you want to comfort and have your thumb climb up their arm.

"oh no, don't feel bad. here's the comfort snail."

by kim d. December 12, 2007

Snails or Oysters?

1. A question as to one's sexual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie Spartacus (1960).
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.

"Do you like snails or oysters?"
"My taste includes both snails and oysters"

by nycesq February 2, 2009

Snailing

The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.

Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!

by Bertha1548 March 8, 2014

Snail Boy

slowest homie out the click, says he'll be ready in 5 minutes, however takes more than 20 minutes to get ready, which is lame, therefore the term Snailboy coined.

Andy:whats taking Fox so long?!?
Richie: I dunno, we got here 30 mins ago and HE STILL AINT READY!!!!!
Andy: Yah, hes a definite Snail Boy

by Ya Boy Trax June 21, 2010

snobler

People who gobble their snots

He's eating his snots what a snobler

by Smellydwoi December 8, 2015