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Snouties

Considered a delicacy in the British Isles, Snouties are the scrapings of the inner lining of a pigs snout. To extract the Snouties, one uses a spoon-like instrument called ‘the snoon’.

The congealed paste of nostril lining and nasal fluid is traditionally spread over bread as a starter to the main course of Haggis. The taste has often been described as gritty and earthy with a hint of elderberries.

During the swine flu outbreak of of 2009, this dish was temporarily placed on the 'dangerous dishes' list by the W.H.O, and was only consumed by the brave of heart.
Mother:"Who wants snouties for lunch!!"
Kids: "WE DO!!!!!"
Kids: "Please mummy...can we lick the snoon??"
by Mid Atlantic May 25, 2009
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Snouting

Eating her out from behind while rooting your nose in her little brown flower at the same time.
Rachel went wild last night when I started snouting her. Her pucker spot was quivering.

I was shouting that nasty whore last night. She really needed a wash.
by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020
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Snouting

The sexual act of sticking ones nose up the vagina and butt. This term was coined by leggy Playboy radio hostess
Tiffany Granath.
"Snouting feels as good as when someone goes down on me!"
by Simon B. (zippyjet) May 26, 2006
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snoughtin

another word used for chillen, snitchin and postin. Can be used in various ways. It is multiversatile word.

Measured on a scale of 1-5.
Mike; You see that movie princess diaries. It was kinda dope.
Dany p; This motherfucker is snoughtin off at the lip.

Jon; How hard was that motherfucker snoughtin last night?
Dany p; Pretty high. I'd say around 3.7 or 3.8 more or less.

Mike; That bitch-ass motherfucker 50 cent was snitchin harder then Mitch Richmond. Dany p; Yea, He was snoughtin way to hard.
by Dany P January 2, 2008
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snoughed

verb- to sneeze and cough at the same time.
wow, i just snoughed, look at the mess.
by yeeyeeyeeyeeyee June 24, 2008
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Snougar

Snouger combines the words 'snow' and 'cougar' to describe an elderly (60+) female with graying ('snow') hair who 'hunts' younger males with the intention of developing temporary or longer relationships. Snougars can easily be found lurking in night clubs, gyms and plastic surgery waiting rooms to reverse the effects of gravity and to polish their game. They also frequent online dating services ready to pounce on younger, less savvy, unsuspecting men. At social gatherings they stubbornly stand out from the rest of the crowd with their grey or otherwise colored bouffants and clothing that brazingly exposes body parts that perhaps might be suited to a somewhat younger specimen. Beware!
Dude, 3 o'clock, at the bar there's a snougar and she's got plans for you my friend...you only live once (wink).
by Maymei Lunch Gang February 23, 2011
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SNAFU

Situation Normal All Fucked Up - phrase used to describe a less than desirable scenario when similar less than desirable scenarios seem to be the norm in the given environment. originated as a military phrase because soldiers report to superior officers using phrases like "situation normal"
guy1: Burger King messed up my order again today

guy2: SNAFU
by Towlie May 16, 2003
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