Sniffilis

When you get a cold or sore throat after going to a strip club. Other symptoms include an empty wallet and blue balls.

One sniff of a strippers snatch is enough to catch {sniffilis.

by twill176 October 17, 2017

Snifflis

An epidemic in which everyone in the nearby area contracts the common cold, just like one would contract an STD.

"ACHOO" -Doug
"DUDE GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT SNIFFLIS!" -Shaant

by killerkat3838 October 2, 2010

surfing sniffles

A skill you may possess if using the suggest function on the website: dating-profile-generator .org .uk

What skills do you have? (e.g. leadership, carving)

Answer: surfing sniffles

by aceqwerty911 January 20, 2017

Ker-sniffits

The sound of a small dog sneeze. Used as a "Bless you"

Milosh the chihuahua sneezed: "Ker-sniffits!"

by fruit n nutbar March 18, 2010

Dick Sniffles

When your nose starts running from sucking dick; most commonly happens from deep throating.

She sucked my dick so good she got the dick sniffles.

Gimme a break, I've got the dick sniffles.

by Riley Jane January 28, 2018

Mr. Sniffles

Runny / stuffy nose

I am with Mr. sniffles.

How to loose a guy in 10 days

by Mrs.Sands November 17, 2013

Dick sniffles

This occurs when the amount of sperm flowing into her mouth overwhelms her swallowing ability and the jizz begins to overflow through her nose causing a reflexive sniffing of the goo, in a attempt to not waste any of the special sauce .

Mike asks ,"Busy night at the truckstop? She replies " Why yes babe, I made 25 dollars, but I got a bad case of the dick sniffles! Fifty cents a head is all they would pay, I sure wish they would pay by the pound instead, we'd be rich!"

by BKD1099 October 27, 2016