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Youtube Session

When a group of friends sit around a computer and share youtube videos that they have found in the recent weeks, and take turns sharing said videos.

In a Youtube Session, there is an unspoken rule about taking turns, usually in a round robin style, but is often broken when someone exclaims that everyone "has to see" the video they have in mind.

An abbreviation of "Youtube Session" would be "Youtube Sess", with "Sess" pronounced as "Sesh".
"Charlie, great Youtube Session the other night. I didn't know about Wombo Combo until Heather showed me."

"Oh, my, god. You NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO, TIME FOR A YOUTUBE SESSION"
by Kangaroo captain December 10, 2009
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fap session

The time you spent furiously masturbating to porn.
*skype rings* *sound ends*
Matt types: ffs pick up kid
*10 mins later*
Phil types: sorry m8, fap session
by cyahick November 23, 2013
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sneast

A goated person

A person above all other people

Can also penis or vagina

Also it can mean to ejaculate

The sucking of a penis; or the eating of a vagina
Sneast is also a synonym for all words
You can use this word as sneast or sneasty
I’m gonna sneast your sneast tonight.
Dude I just sneast all over her face

Dude you’re such a sneast
by Sneasty sneasterson December 12, 2019
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pole session

after spying on your mom in the shower i went back into you room and had a massive pole session
by jeff petch January 26, 2008
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Cereal Session

When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.
John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session

Brandon: hell yeah!

(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)

John: Hey whats up how life man?

Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.

John: why man?

Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.

John: aww man that fucking sucks.

John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.

Brandon: what? no way?

John: yeah dude, weird huh?
by Orange Crush Soda September 12, 2009
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phone session

When a group of friends gets together to hang out and then they all end up sitting and staring at their phones; usually scrolling through social media or acting like they are so that they can fit in with everyone else. Is extremely common among girls, and my friends unfortunately.
I wanted to hang out with my friends but they were all being boring and having a phone session. So then I left and tried to find people that were actually having a good time instead.
by 138DooBy February 20, 2014
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Sess

A slang word for sensimilia. Sensimilia is spanish for high quality female cannabis that have not been fertilized by male cannabis plants, making the buds seedless and very potent with THC. A.K.A. Chronic, good shit, da bomb-diggity, or sticky-icky.
"Though I don't know why I chose to smoke sess, I guess that's the time when I'm not depressed"- Inspector Deck of the Wu-Tang Clan as heard in the song C.R.E.A.M. off the album Enter The Wu-Tang 36 Chambers
by Dakedi February 22, 2011
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