ASS SNEEZE

The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,

After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.

by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013

sneezegasm

An urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will orgasm. An orgasm achieved this way is known as a Sneezegasm.

With this hayfever I've been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning I swear it was so bad I had a sneezegasm and I'd already used up almost all my kleenex. I had goo drippin' outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. So basically my underwear is glued to me now.

by Mister Hughes. March 25, 2007

Brain Sneeze

When your brain needs to sneeze, but it can't because it's a brain, so it just hurts.

This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze.

by Rusty_Shackelford November 17, 2012

Midnight Sneeze

1.A sudden, voluntary, explosion from the penis at midnight, as a result of self arousal, intended to land on the face of another 2.When the recipient of the midnight sneeze awakens and asks what happend? You would explain that you "thought" you heard them sneeze.

She told me she had a headache and wanted to go to sleep. So, at midnight a gave her midnight sneeze.

by Phil Conners October 13, 2011

Gossip Sneezer

Someone that listens to (sniffs up) gossip and spreads it around to other people (sneezes it out)

Boy: I told my homeboys what you said

Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer

by Kaila Cole August 13, 2019

nothing to sneeze at

A true challenge; not to be taken lightly.

While Mike tyson is no longer world champion caliber, he's nothing to sneeze at.

by Jeff June 25, 2004

Sneeze Freeze

The frozen and contorted, usually mildly retarded looking, facial expression one makes for a few seconds before they let out a sneeze or when experiencing a "Sneezus Interruptus".

Check out his Sneeze Freeze. Take cover, it's going to be a BIG one!

Dude, you have an extreme squishy face you're sneeze freezing!

Bob: You were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
Dave: How did you know?
Bob: I saw your sneeze freeze.

by Jack Chau January 27, 2011