When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.
Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"
--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"
Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.
--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"
Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.
by BradS January 5, 2007
Get the Sharting mug.Noun. Portmanteau of "next" and "sexting." Present participle of the verb "to snext". The act of sending explicitly sexual text messages to a person directly next to you; sexting with intense proximity.
Guy: Wassup girl, wanna send me some dirty pictures and/or sexually explicit text messages over medium-to-long distance?
Girl: I'd love to, but wouldn't it be better if we snexted instead? I crave your warmth and love a good sext, but my goodies are on lockdown.
Guy: Totes! Snexting is the ultimate compromise!
Girl: I'd love to, but wouldn't it be better if we snexted instead? I crave your warmth and love a good sext, but my goodies are on lockdown.
Guy: Totes! Snexting is the ultimate compromise!
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Get the Starting Over mug.(noun) The quick exhale through the nose directly after drinking from a very strong alcoholic drink (a shot or mixed drink).
(Owen takes a sip from his mixer and does a Snorting Bull)
Bill: Snortin' Bull!
Colby: Drinkin Feltch?
Owen: Skol.
Bill: Snortin' Bull!
Colby: Drinkin Feltch?
Owen: Skol.
by M Laing August 5, 2010
Get the Snorting Bull mug.1) a type of marketing or advertising that talks down to the viewer. Advertising for high end wines, expensive luxury cars, or anything from the 90's internet boom dissing 'the establishment.'
2) Putting it out to a group of friends that you are interested in kissing someone, or snarking them, but you are too afraid to just go up to the person. By putting it out there as gossip you can later deny it if the grapevine comes back saying the person is not interested.
2) Putting it out to a group of friends that you are interested in kissing someone, or snarking them, but you are too afraid to just go up to the person. By putting it out there as gossip you can later deny it if the grapevine comes back saying the person is not interested.
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Get the snarketing mug.A restaurant that serves endless Breadsticks as well as dipping sauces but not soup. They also sell cinnamon breadsticks which are very similar to the normal breadsticks except their made with cinnamon. I cannot stress enough that they do not sell Soup.
Person1: Wow! Snarfington's soup is really good!
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!
Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!
Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons
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Get the Snarfingtons mug.A term evil-minded sellers use to make you believe in a fake price. In reality the price is always much higher and only very few, if any, products actually have this price.
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