parallel snarking

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.

1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."

by scatterfan September 16, 2009

Binge Snapping

Holding off on Snapchatting someone (perhaps to lower your best friend status) until the urge has magnified which results in an onslaught of unsaid banter in the form of pics and vids.

Girl 1: I haven't Snapchatted Austin in so long for fear his girlfriend was gonna see me
on his best friends list!

Girl 2: Uh oh girl, if its real you're just gonna end up binge snapping him.

by That Dude from the Tent October 14, 2013

procrasti-snapping

A term used to describe the use of Snapchat as a means for procrastination from the task at hand (i.e. work, homework, filing taxes). Not to be confused with a regular Snapchat; usually meaningless and irrelevant images sent in large quantities by millenials.

Molly must have a big exam coming up, she is procrasti-snapping me like crazy right now with the dumbest shit.

by D. Detective January 10, 2017

Snarfing the pooper

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.

"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."

by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014

snarling dragon

This is actually an old english sport. it is when a man is getting head and right before he blows his load he crams the bitches head down on his cock and when she chokes on all the semen she blows it out her nostrils and makes a sound kind of like kenny g's saxophone

I say ol chap, that game of snarling dragon was splendiferous i had semen dripping for months!

by nut n butt June 27, 2004

Snapping Turtle

When giving a slow blow job the girl bites the guys penis just before his climax.

The guy pissed me off so I gave him a snapping turtle.

by Puppy Dawg July 31, 2007

electronic towel snapping

Any kind of stereotypically male banter or sparring using the internal e-mail system and using ALLSTAFF to involve everybody, including sneaking into someone's office and using their e-mail account to send out embarrassing e-mails to the entire staff; from the habit of boys in high school locker rooms snapping towels at each others' butts. Also known as "e-snapping".

"sorry I was late," said James," It took me an extra ten minutes to clear my inbox of all the electronic towel snapping that has been going on between Lex and Tim."

by doomed one April 24, 2008