A complete and utter retard of the highest order, often altered to the word Snarftard.
Snarfs generally talk out of their arses, and make comments that make little or no sense.
They also tend to be pathetic individuals, who whine that life has been tough for them.
Snarfs generally talk out of their arses, and make comments that make little or no sense.
They also tend to be pathetic individuals, who whine that life has been tough for them.
by Mr. Samoa Joe May 26, 2009
-verb
1. To eat voraciously, hastily, or hungrily in large quantities.
2. The act of a man sucking another man off while said man is asleep and unsuspecting. This often takes place at sleepovers.
1. To eat voraciously, hastily, or hungrily in large quantities.
2. The act of a man sucking another man off while said man is asleep and unsuspecting. This often takes place at sleepovers.
After a long night of video games and snarfing pizza the boys decided to go to bed. But Dan stayed awake, waiting until Bill was asleep so he could arise and snarf his cock.
by Constance Glen April 21, 2010
When a person laughs and then starts sneezing while they are laughing.
AND/OR
Can also sometimes mean a sneeze that induces an accidental fart.
AND/OR
Can also sometimes mean a sneeze that induces an accidental fart.
by JoeyLastName January 06, 2015
A grown man and or women who while in the bathtub has the uncontrollable urge to fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles.
by Tony-The_Tiger March 08, 2017
by HonkeyDonkeyDoo September 16, 2018
1) (noun) to expunge any bodily fluid in the face of a romantic interest
2) (adj.) pulling a Visconti
2) (adj.) pulling a Visconti
Dude, did you hear about Visconti? He snarfed in that girls face while making love.... got cockblocked by John Candy
by theREALBags June 05, 2015
by Tristan McNamara October 19, 2004