Statesman

A very cheap male prostitute who is a majority of the time servicing gay costumers.

That is the cheapest price a statesman has ever charged for a private dance.

by True balla in da hood wit dem May 4, 2015

Salesman

A Professional Liar. Sells products by lying. Slick Bastard that sells you Boss crap and leaves it up to you to prove "The Salesman Lied" it wont do that.

Used Car Salesman.

Circut City Computer Technician

by Zorro January 25, 2005

snakeskin watch

A practical joke; you wrap your penis around your left wrist, then attempt to get someone to look at your "watch".

"Hey, what time is i...AAUUGGHH, you ASS!"

by just some random guy August 5, 2005

Snakeskin

a used condom.

after i get done fucking my girlfriend, i peel the snakeskin off my cock.

by Nucking Futz June 11, 2009

snakeskin

the dried after affects of ejaculation creating a thin film upon the chest or stomach

i had to peel off a proper snakeskin this morning

by duglasses April 11, 2005

Salesman

When your playing an online game with a friend or random and he/she does some dumb shit that makes you lose.

Me:I’m being sold.
Friend:By who?
M:By this salesman in the party
F:How?
M:He’s going 0-23

by Spoodermon February 7, 2018

musical salesman

when someone spams a forum with there band(s) website or if someone spams a forum with there favorite band's website because they're on their street-team...

hey im a musical salesman...GO TO THESE WEBSITESZZZ n00b HCX PunkX fo LIFE broZ sxe.com nofx.xom convergecult.com offbeats.org hxcpunx.com casuslties.com bullshit.com ect....

by keago October 10, 2005