Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

by snailtime September 29, 2023

snail and three pebbles

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.

"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"

by RabidMoose December 24, 2008

Snail

A slow person

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us

by Ace the simp January 29, 2023

Progressive Snail

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail

Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 17, 2019

evil snail

The last thing you'd ever want to be friends with. To compare somebody to an evil snail means you would not befriend them if they were the last person on the planet.

Michael Scott: Being friends with Toby Flenderson is like being friends with an evil snail.

by Doukie December 18, 2009

snail shell

Fucking a girl with a folded-up flaccid penis.

I had too many Tecates to fuck my girl but she kept asking for it so I gave her the snail shell.

by the_jerk September 12, 2014

Snailblazer

n: a person who may not be fast moving or fast talking but who is making a difference in the world in their own way (possibly quietly and/or nearly imperceptibly). Akin to a trailblazer, except at a more relaxed pace. Responsive to snacks, kindness, reason, naps.

My childhood neighbour was a prolific knitter and a snailblazer in local craftivism.

by Double-oh-catlady January 11, 2023