SNAFU

SNAFU: To remain unemployed due to a lack of intelligence, motivation and drive. To become a raging, bitter, wife beating alcoholic who gains satisfaction for their pathetic lives by whining and complaining.

Oh man, my dad is a mess! He lost his job and beat the shit out of my mom then he cried to the cops and complained about her cooking the pork and beans too long. He's such a SNAFU!

by Earl Hickey SNAFU General May 16, 2011

SNAFU

Acronym: systems normal, all fucked up.

Sgt. Boultch: Is your platoon doing okay?
Platoon leader: SNAFU.

by Oliver Quidgeums May 25, 2006

snafu

physiological phenomenon where the penis becomes enlarged and firm.

Jaime: "Ohhh Jake. F*ck me now. Look at my upper ventral region of the torso of a primate, in left and right sides, which contains the mammary gland that secretes milk"

Jake: *speechless he immediately gets a snafu*

by Beccca;) April 4, 2011

SNAFU

Situation normal all fouled( fucked ) up

How are things in the office ? A total SNAFU Sir.

by Grammyrocks January 26, 2019

Snafu

Definition - Situation normal always fucked up

Defines someone who’s always lit

Yoooo SNAFU, you ready to get some tuggies and get fucked up?

by snafuuuu June 30, 2021

Snafu

Definition - Situation normal always fucked up

Defines someone who’s always lit

Yoooo SNAFU, you ready to get some tuggies and get fucked up?

by snafuuuu June 30, 2021

Snafu Bomb

An alcoholic drink made by dropping a shot of Jaegermeister into a cup of Four Loko.

I had three snafu bombs last night and found my glasses in some bushes this morning.

by Lt. MNJ November 23, 2010