Yeeyah Smirns

When something goes right for someone, specifically the boys

Person 1: "I just had a threesome!"

Person 2: "YEEYAH SMIRNS"

by Jakeburns 21 November 18, 2020

drowsy smurf

you roofie a chick paint her blue and have sex with her

I totaly gave that ho a drowsy smurf

by the saggy waffle October 27, 2011

Smurf Smuggling

The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.

Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.

by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010

slurnt

When one becomes so turnt that they begin to slur their words. Slurring + turnt = slurnt.

Did you hear Andy talking tonight at the bar? Bish was so slurnt!

by Abrownkc May 17, 2019

Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.

Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"

by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

smurf butt

a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john

dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy

by havalaf October 9, 2009

Smirnoff Sunday

A Smirnoff Sunday is a drinking session with your best mates usually taking place in university halls. Historically the sesh would only take place on a Sunday, however, through the years it’s evolved to occur on any day of the week! Large quantities of Smirnoff vodka are consumed, many drinking games are played and attire is usually pj’s or sweatpants.

Steamer 1: Hey chick, you game for a Smirnoff Sunday?

Steamer 2: Lets fucking do it, I’ll bring the vodka!!

by Mr Pillows June 24, 2018