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Smorgasbord

smor-gas-bord; noun.

A game similar to beer pong. Using fifteen cups, the first two rows, three cups total, are to be filled with shots; typically Vitali or Svedka. The next two rows are to be filled with beer. The last and longest row is filled with champagne or wine.
"Playing smorgasbord all night at onderland.. down to come?"
"Dunno, bro.. I always get way too smashed."
by Crashgasm November 1, 2009
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1. A large variety or things

2. A buffet meal with many hot and cold foods
Cobain: "I'm not a smorgasbord"
by Bryan Hunt February 13, 2007
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smorgasbord: smart yet stupid and sneaky
justin is gonna buy two juuls just incase one gets jacked, he’s being so smorgasbord.
by umermyaum May 4, 2019
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When a woman with a large FUPA (Front Upper Puss Area) bends over exposing her anus and vagina, and someone goes to town like Peter Griffin at an all you can eat buffet after yelling ‘smorgasbord’ as their war cry.
Chris’s face smells funny, I bet he went to the smorgasbord again.
by Kathy S 😋 June 27, 2018
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Where you actually climax in heady delight from seeing da copiously-varied menu at a leftovers-feast.
My girlfriend and I always make sure to "per-exhaust" our reproductive organs by sharing a major bouncy-bouncy immediately before heading over to da buffet-table, so dat neither of us risks having a noisy/messy smorgasmbord when we survey that luscious-looking array of tasty culinary delights.
by QuacksO April 11, 2020
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1- (n.) A variant of traditional beer funneling, where the funnel-filler layers various amounts of random, readily accessible booze into a predetermined amount of beer. Usually topped off with Sambuca.

2- (v.) To create and/or ingest a smorgasbord.
1- Get your camera ready, dude. He thinks he's only funneling beer, not a Colt 45-and-gin smorgasbord.

2- All I brought to the party was Beast and this toilet wine I made last week. I'm gonna smorgasbord the shit out of this party.
by sweetbeejesus June 13, 2010
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It was a veritable smorgasborg of clown pr0n.

"We are the smorgasborg. Resistance is futile cuz there are so many of us we'll kick yer booty into outer space!"
by DeadMan January 20, 2004
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