smoofish

From the root "smoof." To behave as a Smoof would. Like a Squido. One can behave smoofish, but Squido is the one true Smoof. Smoofish is an attitude, a way of life, and more. It is a love of spuds, frogs, leezurds, crimenz, but a general dislike of the human population of earth.

You sure are acting smoofish today, you almost ran over that lady with her 8 annoying children!

by Spudness April 15, 2004

smorgasbored

When you no longer get a culinary kick out of your traditional lunch sandwiches. Smorgas (smörgås) is Swedish for sandwich.

- Dear colleagues, I am officially smorgasbored, let's go out for lunch the rest of this week!
- Good call, I'm chucking my peanut butter-jelly toast in the bin right now.

by neoclassique August 4, 2009

Modern Smorefare 2

The game that Modern Warfare 2 has become: a madhouse where every game is filled with campers.

James: Call of Duty is such a great game, bro!!
Chris: Why would you still play Modern Smorefare 2, it's filled with campers!

by redmetal777 April 29, 2010

Smoofby

a particularly smelly organism; this beast enjoy's grazing and has an extremely terrible odor that can be smelled from many miles away. The smoofby has stench glands that emit vapors into the air at random intervals as well as when the smoofby is under attack. Smoofby is a sub species of hoofb.

Smoofby was avoided by all the other hoofbs and cast away due to his pungent stench.

by tgblknrd February 4, 2010

Smoreventure

A fun night involving the making and consuming of smores. Usually involving at least 7 people gathered around a fire pit talking, laughing, and hanging out.

After hanging out at the beach all day we stopped at the store for graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows, so we could have a Smoreventure at my house.

by LexaChelle. April 19, 2009

Smorgasboredom

The act of opening the fridge, freezer and pantry to do nothing but stare inside with no intention of actually eating.

I get the worst case of smorgasboredom usually when I'm watching Court TV.

by LlamaxNinja July 2, 2009

Gaylord Smorgasbord

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.

1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."

by FarqMuff October 19, 2018