smoozer

Somebody who manipulates through clever conversation or flattery so as to further themselves, a sweet talker. Gererally related to sales pitches, chasing ladies, etc

I cant believe some of the stuff he is saying, he is such a smoozer.

by **paula** May 12, 2007

Spooderman

Your aggressive neighborhood spooderman. He saves all in times of crisis (sometimes). He helps all that are in need of help (tries to). And overall he's a great guy! Just don't touch the closet. Otherwise he might freak out.

John: Hey Spooderman!
Spooderman: HEY!
John: Why isn't my kid back from your party?
Spooderman:UH I REALLY GOT TO GO
John: What the hell man I let you borrow thousands from me!
Spooderman: ABOUT THAT
John:STOP SPENDING IT ON DRUGS
Spooderman:WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT HEROIN?
John:I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HEROIN!
Spooderman:UH
John:I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Spooderman: ...
John: ...
Spooderman: GOTTA BLAST

by Spiderman's Drug Dealer October 28, 2019

Spooderboot

The perfect nickname for a dorky kid or a derpy cat. Definitive proof that you can take any English word, change some of the vowels, and create a funny sounding name.

Steve: The best way to name a cat is to take two words and make them sound funny.
Annie: That's ridiculous.
Steve: No seriously, imagine... ok um... Spider... bite. Spooder... b... boot! Spooderboot!
Annie: You cannot name a cat Spooderboot.
Steve: I'll name my first kid Spooderboot if necessary.

by Anmalo January 8, 2021

Toot the Snooder

To smoke Marijuana from a pipe.

I like to toot the snooder after a hard days work.

by worldanew September 5, 2013

smoldering

used to describe someone who is strikingly attractive because of fiery, bold, and strong characteristics.

In the movie Casino Royale, smoldering Daniel Craig, who plays James Bond, walks down the beach in a pair of tight swim trunks.

by JustinAB July 28, 2007

smolder

1. Something Edward Cullen's eyes apparently do 24/7.

2. Go-to word in author Stephenie Meyer's small vocabulary.

Edward walked toward Bella, golden eyes a-smolder, and she promptly fainted.

by allstrangewonders July 24, 2010

Smolders

When u got shoulders that are too small to carry your BOOMBOX on but you still got that drip.

Ugh I have smolders my backpack always slips off!!

by evehansen May 11, 2020