a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.
by Randers bobanders June 08, 2018
A sexual position wherein the lady perches upon the man's shoulders and smokes a mentholated cigarette. No sexual intercourse is involved, but the woman must be a prostitute.
"I walked in on Pop Can Johnny doing a Toledo smokestack with the landlady. It smelled like Cleveland in there!"
by The Poper March 31, 2014
by IKilledALotOfJapsInWorldWarTwo June 13, 2021