a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.
by Randers bobanders June 14, 2018
Get the lanky-smokestack cocksplittermug. A sexual position wherein the lady perches upon the man's shoulders and smokes a mentholated cigarette. No sexual intercourse is involved, but the woman must be a prostitute.
"I walked in on Pop Can Johnny doing a Toledo smokestack with the landlady. It smelled like Cleveland in there!"
by The Poper May 13, 2014
Get the toledo smokestackmug. The act of a man smoking and holding the smoke in then performing oral sex on another man and blowing the smoke out his nose during the act.
by The Wonder Twins & Dick October 27, 2011
Get the Flaming Smokestackmug.