Johnny Smakface

Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.

He also possesses a very large dick.

"Johnny Smakface is sexy"

by <3Pnub February 24, 2005

slickface

Having a slick face, or being sly and deceiving. Often scared and acts out to assert dominance as a defensive mechanism.

That kid is a real slickface at golf, always changing scores and acting up.

by Slickface2002 June 13, 2019

resting smileface

When someone's neutral face is a smile; usually misinterpreted as happiness, unopinionated, or kindness.

that girl was was totally flirting with me
nah that's just a case of resting smileface

by icantodd January 20, 2015

Shirtfaced

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.

"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."

by Casey Arney October 1, 2003

Stinkface

The face one makes when a musician or music touches their soul. That a musician's talent and soul would put one's face in a cringe as if they smelt something funny or stinky.

Man, that saxophone player was so good everyone was grooving and had a mean stinkface.

by KelciumIsGood January 9, 2017

Sharkface

A verteran geek who plays RPGS and FPS games, he is well known on the web for his jokes on Red vs Blue. Although a person, his name is commonly used as a verb. Because of his legendary ability to shirk responsibilty, "pulling a sharkface" is used commonly on the sites that he haunts.

Actual Internet Name: Sharkface217

"Don't you go out there and pull a sharkface on us!"

"Oh crap! He pulled a sharkface on us!"

"Man, if he pulls a sharkface on us, I'll be so angry."

by Tim Drake January 28, 2005

Sinkface

The first look of yourself in the mirror after a rough night of heavy partying. Usually after trying to wash the hangover off your face.

"I knew Chico wasn't gonna make it in today, he sent me his sinkface pic an hour before he called out "

by Gunno 2 November 11, 2017