Shit-spigot

1. Someone who constant runs their mouth spewing out utterly boring nonsense or mis-information;

2. Someone that keeps running on about the same topic that no one is interested in, even though they've been told to shut up many times;

3. Same as above except they have no idea what they're talking about - they keep spewing factually incorrect garbage or a theory that's been completely debunked.

Bro, did you hear Ernie last night. He's nothing but a streaming shit-spigot?

by CA-35 August 29, 2009

spigotry

spigotness, the quality of being a spigot. See spigot. Synonomous with fagotry.

Parents are the Lords of all Spigotry.

My car broke down, my girlfriend is cheating on me, and I'm getting fired from my job. This is complete spigotry.

by Matt December 4, 2003

Smiget

A combination of a sumf and a miget or a small miget
Also a short person who acts like a douche-bag

"dude like at that Smiget he must be four inches tall!!!"

by Alastair Richards December 1, 2007

Sigother

N. Love interest or committed companion/partner. Abbreviation for "Significant Other"

My sigother and I have been together for 4 years.

by brianfest July 18, 2009

smight

Something that is SMALL and TIGHT all at the same time.

My shirt was smight because it shrunk in the dryer.

by Jaida B. December 3, 2005

spigot

Derogatory slang for an indian.

"Parv is a stupid spigot."
or
"That dirty spigot should shower."

by AP Physics B of 05-06 April 17, 2006

Smiget

(Also spelled "Smigit") Derogatory word for a person of middle-class and white in appearance, typically male. Suggests that that person is bound to head nowhere in life. Someone who is content with mediocrity.

Don't listen to that smiget, he hasn't done any of that stuff

by A. Wells October 26, 2010