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Smartass Phone 

A smart phone who's autocorrect (spell check) feature will change the intended word typed into a text field (such as text messages or IM) into an unrelated word, throwing off the whole sentence. If left unchecked, a text or other message may cause havoc or very awkward situations. Common occurrence with iPhones, but Android and Blackberry phones may also throw off a letter (EG: fuck becoming duck)
Jasmine: "We should totally get penis today"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"
Smartass Phone by 14th Street DC February 20, 2011
Related Words

smartassocity 

smahrt-as
noun, plural smartassocities.

1. the quality or state of being a smartass

2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance

3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep

4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity

5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning

Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)

perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment
Your smartassocity has been reminding me of someone.

street smart, street wise

Street smart,

Street wise,

Haters couldn't see me with three eyes,

If I was muslim I would be on the coners,

Hustlin' bean pies,

I used to be the youngboy,

Rocking the fila's,

Now the ice on my wrist so bright I can see God.
"Click the link in my bio"
Did you know that you can fix your zipper with just

a fork..."street smart, street wise. Haters couldn't see me

with three eyes..."

smart like dumptruck 

a colorful variant of the words idiot, stupid, retard, moron, imbecile, dope etc... meaning literally that the person is roughly as intelligent as a 50 ton dumptruck
me big like tractor, smart like dumptruck

smart ass phone 

A smart phone that has been "apped out" with all kinds of annoying lights, noises, and virtual effects.
Dude#1 God, I am going to smash Josh's phone if he plays that Drama button one more time.

Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.

Smartassity 

The level of how much smartass you can be.
Oh shit! There goes Julie's Smartassity taking on a new form.
Smartassity by CreatorofMind October 3, 2019