Kitten Smuggling

When a woman is wearing a bikini or other revealing piece of clothing and her pubic hair is clearly visible and poofing out like a small furry creature might be rearing their head out for all the world to see.

Kitten Smuggling:

"DUDE!, BRO, look at that chick she be smuggling a kitten in them draws.. maybe a whole litter of 'em by the looks of it"

"Excuse me fine gentleman, I would request that you take a gander at that young woman over yonder; for she appears to be concealing a young animal of feline ancestry in her undergarments- to be quite frank, it seems to me that she is smuggling a muthafukkin kitten in her muthafukkin pussy(Two Pussies)."

by J-Barb Zero-Carbs December 21, 2008

smuggling poptarts

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.

Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.

by Nyutan June 17, 2009

smuggling yo-yos

describes one who has a wordcamel toe/word.

by Dave October 12, 2003

smuggling arby's

When a girls labia is exposed, or has the potential to be exposed via short skirt or shorts.

When that girl bent over, it looked like she was smuggling arby's

by RichW July 14, 2006

smuggling a muppet

To be well hung: To have a large penis.

Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!

by zipwolf November 10, 2008

bone smuggling

1. To conceal one's gender (male only)
2. To hide one's penis from view.

The hooker's client got really upset when he found out it was bone smuggling.

by Lunchbox March 28, 2003

smuggling popcorn

When a woman has a huge bush hidden under her tight pantys.
You can kinda see the top of a box of popcorn pushing through.

Damn! She just droped her pants and her bush was so big it looked like she was smuggling popcorn under there.

by Addadamski December 31, 2007