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skatterbrain

The condition or state of mind of anyone, partygoer or crackheadwho has just had a massive shot "and or'' has not eat'n or sleep't in days, usualy entirely supported by amphetamines, dope and icecoffie.

Normaly well spotted all over the place on a monday or tuesday in the workplace, or wen attempting to pickout somthing from the shops and cant think properly.
take a look at yourself skatterbrain, go home and sleep it off
by "BART"-FrmBuno.yep.. April 30, 2011
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shattered

If you are shattered, your world is shattered since hearing the devastatin or shocking news that just turned your life upside down.
A reply to the sympathetic question "How you doing" ?? (Since you lost your child so suddenly)

Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered
by Galawh October 29, 2018
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scatterbrain

She was scatterbrain i tell ya!
by dwan November 15, 2003
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Spattergroit

Contrary to the name it doesn't mean getting spattered in the groin. A contagious disease and what probably should've killed off Ron Weasley. Extremely common amongst ginger bastards as the early symptoms include freckle-like warts. Later symptoms include not being able to speak and having large bricks come out of your bottom and mouth.
It was very unfortunate, but the ginger bastard has caught spattergroit
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Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.
A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
by Liz August 6, 2005
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scatterbrained

The inability to produce any coherant thought pattern. Often a side effect of, but definitely not limited to, alcohol or drug consumption.
I don't know what happened last night, but i sure as hell am feeling scatterbrained this morning!
by da_sbpiyda March 3, 2004
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scatterbrain

(a term used in the game Crime Scene on Facebook): a forgetful, disorganized person, who always forgets their things all over the place.
if you are a scatterbrain you shouldn't be planning any camping trip, leave that to your friends; otherwise you'll end up in the middle of beantown
by Sexydimma January 8, 2017
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