Harlem Skating Rink

A modified form of the Cleveland Steamer where after crapping on one's chest you then sit on their chest and smear the crap by swiveling your hips in a circular motion.

After I gave Joe P. a Cleveland Steamer, I finished him off with a Harlem Skating Rink.

by Some dude super turbo mach 7 March 28, 2009

skating

To do meth.

Australian people refer to methamphetamine as ice, therefore the expression.

Oi mate! Why the shaky hands? You haven't been skating, have you?

by suckcup January 1, 2010

jam skating

An art form derived from artistic skating in which a person or group of people perform various tricks, stylish moves, and other visual displays to entertain an audience or compete in a jam skating event.

Man, I went down to the roller rink and saw these guys doing awesome breakdance-like moves on skates. They call it jam skating!

by JonR January 19, 2007

Slatington

A small Pennsylvania town with the general populace consisting of fat, toothless retards. Child molestors, preteen whores, and skinny cokeheads also frequent this town. Someone may as well just bomb the place. The town's air is laden with the distinct acrid mix of body odor and raw fecal matter.

I drove through Slatington and an old crazy legless lady hopped in front of my car. I hit her out of pity.

Bobby cried himself to sleep at night because he lived in Slatington.

We all starting hurling as soon as we smelled the trademark Slatington stench.

by flapjack bob August 30, 2005

Skating

This is a term used in personal ads to refer to wanting to do meth and have sex with someone else.

Looking for a white male to go skating with tonight.

by Ms. Brown September 6, 2016

Smatting

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"

Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"

by Smatting April 26, 2015

smaxing

talking smack, the opposite of being amazing.
or setting things on fire, being destructive.
sabotaging your relationship with everyone else.

Steve has been smaxing on beth all day.

by cat woman and doggy girl. July 14, 2010