Smashed

Another word for ugly bitches

Yo that bitch smashed

Yo tell that bitch she smashed

by Ps: OTFXSIR January 23, 2022

Smashed

To finish a meal/food item in a short period of time

When a guy gives it to a girl (or another guy) very hard during sexual intercourse

“Man, I smashed that sub.”

“Jamie and I got it in last night. Dude, I smashed that a**.”

by laurahelltm February 4, 2022

smashed up vag

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.

by gibbo317 June 6, 2014

smashed balls

Ouch... That feeling when you got your groin kicked or hit REALLY hard

Yo you got smashed balls. You alright?

by Y u? November 9, 2013

Smashed tarantula

In reference to a woman's unshaved or unkempt pubic hair. A very hairy, bushy vagina.

Did you see her smashed tarantula spilling out the sides of her bathing suit?

by Le don June 6, 2007

smashed monkey

Corned Beef

"What's in the sandwich?"

"Smashed monkey"

"Oh...."

by LarrySanders February 6, 2009

Smashed like joy

Equivalent to being shit-faced, but enjoying your buzz to the fullest.

I'm at this club sippin' on champagne and a vodka tonic, completely smashed like joy.

by sniki June 30, 2010