when someone is selected for something of importance or great honor from their family name or possibly religious based names.
John Smith was the best baseball player to ever play for his high school. John is now graduated and his little brother Matt Smith is a freshman, but he isn't close to being as good as John, but he was still selected to be on varsity even though Tim Johnson, a sophomore, is better than Matt. Matt Smith made varsity because of "small town politics" and Tim Johnson didn't make the team because of "small town politics."
by 13ThirtySeven AKA BigKes April 12, 2009
Get the Small Town Politics mug.Big City: 300,000+ people within city limits
City: 100,000-300,000 citizens within limits
Small City: 20,000-100,000 citizens within limits
Big Town: 7,000-20,000 citizens within limits
Town: 800-7,000 citizens within limits
Small Town: 200-800 citizens within limits
Village: 50-200 citizens within limits
Hamlet: Community with less than 50 members.
A small town generally is community possessing a post office and not much else.. Maybe a gas station or two. If you live within 10 minutes of a Wal-Mart, chances are you don't live in a small town. Also it should not be said that there is nothing to do if there is a Wal-Mart around, because there is a high probability that there is a theater or fast food restaurant around too.
City: 100,000-300,000 citizens within limits
Small City: 20,000-100,000 citizens within limits
Big Town: 7,000-20,000 citizens within limits
Town: 800-7,000 citizens within limits
Small Town: 200-800 citizens within limits
Village: 50-200 citizens within limits
Hamlet: Community with less than 50 members.
A small town generally is community possessing a post office and not much else.. Maybe a gas station or two. If you live within 10 minutes of a Wal-Mart, chances are you don't live in a small town. Also it should not be said that there is nothing to do if there is a Wal-Mart around, because there is a high probability that there is a theater or fast food restaurant around too.
"Man, city people get bored too easily, if they have one uneventful night, they automatically say 'I hate living in this small town' when actually they should be saying 'This isn't so bad, imagine living in a real small town.'"
by SleepFaster April 20, 2012
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Man 1. Mate, I’m not happy! Sharon gave me Smallbone last night because I told her avocados were overrated while we were getting jiggy!
Man 2. I feel ya buddy - Carol smallboned me last week when I forgot her cat’s name.
Man 2. I feel ya buddy - Carol smallboned me last week when I forgot her cat’s name.
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-small town man - "Dude, check out that chick. You should try to get on that."
-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"
-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."
-city man - "That explains it..."
-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"
-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."
-city man - "That explains it..."
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