smallishbeans

the most amazing content creator who plays minecraft. absolutely amazing minecraft builds and a wonderful, happy personality. he’s just beloved okay?

“whos smallishbeans?” “joel, hes so cool bro”

by amarah(endervsf) September 19, 2021

smallitics

1) n. the art and science of manipulating small groups of people

Also smallitician, smallitical

We always order pizza at Eric's; the guy's got our smallitics down.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

swallied

Swallied is another word for drunk.

I was swallied at that party last night.

by james23893428489 February 21, 2008

Smashing Smellies

a variation of the idiom "bumping uglies"

" Dude, Tom and Sue were smashing smellies all night long"

"I hadn't showered in three days man, she still came over......and ya, we still smashed smellies."

"I sure would like to smash her smelly"

by theonewhoknows2010 February 4, 2010

Smalling Out

1. When you and your homie have a fight over something stupid or relatively small and you don’t see each other from the span of a week up to a year.

Guy: Dude last year me and ben had a smalling out And I haven’t seen him since then.

Guy two electric Boogaloo: What was it about?

Guy: I bet him two pennies that he wouldn’t have the balls to ask some girl out, and I didn’t have the money when he did it.

ben in the distance: Oh shit my bad has really been a year.

by My nigga Totoro December 15, 2018

The Smalley effect

When your podcast loses thousands of subscribers, so you jump to YouTube but only end up with a couple dozen stragglers.

David Smalley's Dogma Debate podcast jumped the shark, so he thought he'd try his hand at YouTube. Now his audience is tiny. What an armature! That's The Smalley effect in action.

by mmillennial February 25, 2018

World's Smallest Violin

When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."

Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."

Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."

by AllBastard December 19, 2011