Smallie

A term that is made against people with 100 subs or 1K subs

Klutzy is a fucking smallie hahaha

by Klutzylol May 31, 2021

Smellfie

When you're not sure if you have B.O. so you do a quick sniff, lifting one arm then the other to check your pits.

I wasn't sure if someone was cooking with onions so I took a smellfie to make sure it wasn't me.

by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023

Joshua smalldick

Joshua is the type of von( type of gay rat) to wear a leather jacket and slick back his hair. He wears toe pairs of sunglasses inside and thinks he is cool. He is busy at staring at girls and runs into walls. Thankfully for the sake of humanity he will never breed with any human no matter how disgusting, they could never dare to breed with such an animal. Back to the breeding, even if he did breed he would be infertile because he will never ever hit puberty.

Joshua smalldick is looking like quite the faggot as always.

by anonymous January 29, 2019

Smellfies

Pictures taken of oneself while pooping, usually on the upper body only. Often uploaded to social media such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and/or sent to friends via Whatsapp, Wechat, BBM, etc.

Girl: "Here let me send you some pictures."
Boy: "Omg did you just send me a bunch of smellfies?"
Girl: "Ugh how did you know I'm pooping..."
Boy: "Cause I see the toilet you dumb kunt."

by Bking604 January 27, 2014

smalldickatosis

condition when the male species fails to be appropriately aroused by gorgeous and seductive blonde female

My ex-boyfriend suffers from a severe case of smalldickatosis. The disease is so bad that I now suffer from lesbianitis.

by sarahmay May 4, 2005

smellfie

To take a selfie while shitting on a toilet. Usually used to show off how nice of a place you frequent to empty your bowels.

Guy1: Dude, I heard your favorite restaurant is closing down.
Guy2: Yeah, but it's ok. I got to take one last smellfie in their amazing bathroom.

by ZorionDragon November 3, 2014

Smallie Bigs

What my teacher calls biggie smalls

me: "ay do you know any biggie smalls songs? "
my teacher: "Hey this is english class we ain't talkin bout no smallie bigs!"

by 3@zy E April 5, 2010