Smailsed

To get nothing. To be denied.

Dude you got smailsed by that chick. You didn't even get her name.

From the movie "Caddyshack":

Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing! And LIKE it!

by LTC3 April 19, 2008

Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum

Another name for the lispy British tv cook and Sainsbury's bum chum, Jamie Oliver.

Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum is trying to make it illegal to eat what you like.

by Chelsea Sneer January 13, 2009

Smins

Another verb used to describe intercourse with a person of the opposite sex.

"Damn Trevor, can you believe after how hard Addison denied Andrew, he still got to smins her?"

by T.Lee2203 March 12, 2019

doo-doo stains

A doo-doo stain is the result of improper wiping after taking a dump. After taking the dump, when you pull your pants up.. your poop may go through your underwear and straight onto your pants/shorts/dress/shirt or whateverthefrik. You'll be humiliated in public and bye bye reputation :)

Make sure you wipe that butt kids!!

billy got doo-doo stains on the back of his pants

by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 1, 2018

Damp Stains

The name of an up-and-coming Westerly, RI boy band. A wet spot left on a female's panties after seeing one of these members.

The Damp Stains were in town and all the ladies that came to see them left with damp stains in their panties.
Songs off of the debut album include:
Love & Loafs
I can still smell you love on my finger(s)
Losing the Biscuit Game
The Shocker
Don't use your teeth
That was our sweaty bodies rubbing together, not a fart.

by K-Damp August 26, 2010

poop stains

one who has SHIT in their pants due to very poor ass whipping skills or someone who has run out of toilet paper

holy shit dude you have poop stains in your undies

by Nicole Davis January 19, 2009

Smins

To be without meaning.

The word "Smins" has no actual definition because the word does not actually mean anything. As a result, it is useful when describing something to be without meaning.

It can also be used for a comedic/random effect.

"It's just Smins" (just meaningless)

"When in doubt, think of Smins"

"Prepare for Smins"

by Buenozee May 9, 2009