Self ass smack

heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict

by sir moron da great April 5, 2021

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smack my ass like a drum

we all want tom riddle to

tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk

by fredweasley´swhore October 1, 2020

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Smack my ass and call me Johnny!

1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.

1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.

by Reepacheep March 29, 2011

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smack that ass

cool; awesome

Man, did you see that game? It was smack that ass!

by Cartman29303 March 22, 2009

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smack my ass like a drum

A popular sound bit created by music remixer "cupcake" on youtube

mostly used by the floptok (floptropican community) of TikTok to remix songs for their QUEEN JIAFEI

"smack my ass like a drum" --- floptropicans probably

by Linerthedefiner February 4, 2024

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