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Slutasaurus

The slutasaurus is one of the sluttiest creatures and most often featured in popular culture around the world. It hails from what is now the western United States, more specifically Kirkland, WA. Some people consider slutasaurus to be a species of dinosaur similar to the T. Rex while others maintain and are correct in believing the slutasaurus is a separate genus commonly likened to a dirty whore.

the slutasaurus is very sexually promiscuous and usually engages in sexual acts that are disapproved of, obviously. unlike your everyday slut you will not find the slutasaures standing on the corner of Aurora or any other street corner for that matter. The slutasaures is commonly found burrowed in it's slutasaures den where it's visitors line up for a little slutasaures action. If you are interested in finding out more about the slutasaures you will have to do some investigative research on where to best locate one of the aforementioned dens.
I usually end up burrowing with the same slutasaurus every week. Her den has the largest selection of inappropriate toys. true that playa.
by kellyka December 20, 2007
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slutassy

when a person/product exudes class but with slutty undertones.
martha knew that in order to win the election, she would have to dominate both prep and ghetto votes. it was definitely time for her to get slutassy up in herrrr.
by Vadinne1 March 15, 2006
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slutsquatch

A slut that gets around so quick all pictures of her are blurry.
I tried to get a picture of you with that girl but she's a real slutsquatch and it's all blurry.
by readthis May 12, 2013
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Slutison

An ugly little slut who 'accidently' bangs every male individual in sight by tripping and landing on their dicks. She hides crumbs of food in her rolls of fat and is sat at a PC all day playing online-games to make herself feel important.
Slutison: im hungry

Guy: aren't you always *eats sweets*

Slutison: ill shag u for one of them sweets
by Nalol February 12, 2014
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slutspicious

Suspecting someone to be a slut; someone who is always suspicious
Look at that girl's outfit. My slutspicious senses are tingling.

My girl is always looking at my phone. She is so slutspicious.
by Slutspicious Sally March 8, 2014
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grenade lobbing sluts

In the video game Call of Duty World at War The Japanese are constantly throwing grenades to the point you may have a full ring of grenade indicators around you. At this point you have earned the right to call them "grenade lobbing sluts" especially if you are playing on veteran difficulty.
I just started the mission "blowtorch and corkscrew" on veteran difficulty when suddenly a wild pack of grenade lobbing sluts appeared. I suddenly realized there were grenades encircling me causing me to be blown up from multiple directions.
by dreichert December 5, 2011
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Slutosaurus Rex

The largest land penivore of all time. Preys on all types of penises, regardless of shape or size. While larger penises such as the BBC (Big Black Cock) are a difficult prey to take down, the Slutosaurus Rex swallows them with ease; sometimes consuming as much as 4-5 per night to satisfy its massive appetite.
Tyrone: Damn!!! Dat slutosaurus rex swallowed my 9-incher whole!
by gmanator October 14, 2011
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