slashington

to take a leak, usually after the consumption of alcohol in a pub, bar, club.

i`ll be back in a minute, im gonna chuck a slashington in the corner where no one can see me.

by Designated K.E.G. January 5, 2008

slashing

To slash something.

That is, take an existing work of fiction and add or imply a homosexual subtext to it. Some do it because they find it amusing. Others do it because they find it arousing.

Most common targets for slashing are the Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings books and movies. Macho movies, especially 'Top Gun' and 'Fight Club' are also favoured targets of this activity.

#1: I love slashing the Lord Of The Rings movies. I know it's all about friendship but the way the actors play Sam/Frodo and Aragorn/Legolas I simply can't believe it's platonic.

#2: For the love of all that is holy will you STOP slashing Shindler's List!

by Korgmeister May 8, 2006

smushing

trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication

"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."

by fu_manchu January 30, 2010

Sloshing

The term for female masturbation. The equivalent to fapping but directed to females.

Fae gets off by sloshing to her boyfriend from Canada via webcams.

by UwarsBetty March 12, 2008

sloshing

(v) waiting until it has snowed an assload and then melted down into slush just so you can go out in your car and speed through the huge drifts of slush spraying it onto other cars. Master sloshers can slosh so well the victim will need to get out of his/her car to wipe the their windshield off with their arm.

Isn't that annoying blonde chick with the glasses you just said hi to the one we hit last time we went sloshing. DUDE she was totally pissed, we got her so good she had to wipe her windshield off with her sleeve!

by YeoYoungLee October 21, 2010

Sloshing

the act of fingering but when your fingers get tired and cramp and the male ends up moving the whole arm to try and imitate the desired motion. One could say its like small punches to the vagina. Commonly confused with fisting.

Connor ended up sloshing shelly into a coma.

by the all knowing phantom June 4, 2012

Sleshinger

A kitchen implement made in Japan, assembled in Germany, and shipped to Canada. it is only sold in Alabama. of course, the power of this object is un-know. for a while now, Canada has been plotting to take over the U.S.A. with their particle accelerator. aided by the brain washed rock bands of america, they could only afford one small shop to sell these devices in the state of Alabama. when the economy fell, the need for imported kitchen devices went up. now there is a Sheshinger is almost every home in america. we must stop them before they carry out their ultimate plan! Canada will use giant rockets to fly their country to mars, then blow up the earth! WE MUST STOP THEM!

A Sleshinger is a spatula, with port attachments, and TURBO DRIVE!

by Scorpius Malcom October 29, 2009