San Jose Super Slugger

Start out by renting a hotel room. Then, kidnap a midget and drug him, preferably with some roofies. If the roofies arent available, slam his head into a door. Be careful as to not have the doorknob hit him in the temple or it could cause instant death. With the midget unconscious, call a pimp and order a hooker. A black one with an attitude will work the best. When she gets to the room, make sure you are well hidden. As she walks in, hit her over the head with a hammer and knock her out. While she is out cold, penetrate all of her orifices a few times over. Bonus points are awarded if you can fuck her pussy, ass and mouth 3 times each, blowing a load each time, and having the hooker never awaken. Upon completion, tape a wooden nickle between her tits. Drag the midget into the room and drape his arm around her. Go outside and hide in the bushes and wait for the angry hooker to awaken. She will call her pimp in disgust. While the pimp is on the way, the midget should awaken. When the pimp arrives, he will have the hooker hold the midget while he plays hard ball with the midgets head. If done correctly, with one swing of the bat, the pimp will send the midgets head deep into the center of town, thus pulling off the San Jose Super Slugger.

Oh man Dean, the other night I did it, I pulled off a San Jose Super Slugger!

by captain commode October 10, 2009

sluggered

A very unmotivated person.

Andre stop being a sluggered and graduate. You have been in college almost a decade.

by Jonathan Maiden February 19, 2008

pooiville slugger

poo-ee-ville slugger. The act of shitting into a sock and then slapping it across a womans face during sex.

The bitch was complaining that I was humging her too hard from behind, so I gave her the pooiville slugger.

by soused April 13, 2007

Louisville Slugger

A man who prefers to drink his whiskey "neat."

Seamus is not a mixed drink guy; he's a real Louisville Slugger.

by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 26, 2005

Muslim Slugger

Someone of middle-eastern origin (not always affiliated with Islam) who uses their sand sleaze to score a perfect six at a party. Often wears a silk/satin shirt

Bro did you see Ajmar score that butter face last night? He's really a muslim slugger!

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

Sacramento Slugger

The act of filling a tube sock with freshly excreted fecal matter, then striking a companion/spouse repeatedly.

The prostitute was way too expensive, so I talked her down to 20$ for a Sacramento Slugger instead.

by Drew Cavner October 25, 2007

slugger

noun-

1. a person who is lazy and does absolutely nothing all day, someone who is characterized by their laziness and unwillingness come out of the basement
2. someone who is extremely messy

"Girls, you are the two biggest sluggers ever, get OUT of that basement!"

"It's four in the afternoon and that slugger still hasn't gotten out of bed."

"CLEAN YOUR ROOM. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MESSIER SLUGGER IN MY LIFE!"

by freckkkle November 5, 2009