slowpolock

slang term used to describe polish american in the mid atlantic area of the united states who display an inability to think fast on the job. Most of them tend to fish as a hobby and do so often times instead of working.

Slowpolock wants us to bring it in the conference room. Slowpolock doesnt even know he is not supposed to sell those shares of stock like that.

by Peter Sheib December 15, 2012

Slowpok

Slowpok (Slow-Pock) - Screaming the word Slowpoke at someone in anger, but not finishing the word.

"Don't be such an idiot, hurry up you fucking Slowpok."

by schweigert January 2, 2009

slowler

If somethinng is described as "slower" it means it is SO slow that to simply describe it is to speak in an unbelievably slow manner, slurring your words, to accomodate the utter slowness of the object, person, thing, etc in question.

Variations include: slowl, slowlish.

1. Could you be speaking any slowler?

2. That grandmother is moving so slowlish!

by IgIg August 11, 2006

Slowfo

Short for slow fucker.
Someone who is slow to figure things out.

Man,that kid's such a slowfo,he takes so long to do things.

by Hanzara September 20, 2013

slowmovaru

Slow moving Subaru (usually driven by some tree hugging hippy with no place he or she needs to be) that you are stuck behind while in a hurry to get somewhere.

God dam hippy, get your slowmovaru the fuck out of my way!

by Methodical March 31, 2015

Slowlier

A word slower than slower. When you move so slow that your whole body starts to ache.

Guy 1: Can you walk slowlier?

Guy 2: What the fuck does that mean?

1: It's a word slower than slower, that you move so slow your body starts to ache.

2: Oh cool, I should try that!

by Linda Evergreen March 21, 2017

Slowiosis

You are slooooow!!

Invention by Cesar Leija in 8 pd.

Example of slowiosis:Judith

by Slow.judith March 8, 2019