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Slobodan

The direct translation for "Slobodan" is to be *free* or *cavalier*.

A Slobodan is a chivalrous man who is gentle and attentive to the needs of his woman. Slobodan is a one girl kind of guy who is wholeheartedly devoted to the one he has chosen to spend his life with. A Slobodan is GORGEOUS - a masculine man with gorgeous eyes and a spectacular, chiseled body.

A Slobodan is desired by a great many women as he is the perfect combination of gentleman aligned with his authoritative and protective nature.

Slobodan is intelligent, insightful, strong and proud with a powerful presence. Slobodan gets what he wants and he does not let it out of sight.

Slobodan's sole focus is on his girl. No one else in the world matters.

Slobodan makes one feel like a real woman.

Slobodan is genuinely the nicest person you'll ever meet.
Every girl dreams of marrying a "Slobodan" and every guy wishes he had his rockin bod
by imsomebody January 25, 2013
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snowboarding

One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.
Snowboarding is as good as sex
by brendan March 20, 2004
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slowpoke

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.
You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!
by Fete October 19, 2005
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Fucking Snowboarder

A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:

1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.

2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.

3: They are on a snowboard.

It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.
Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."

*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"
by James Scarper March 30, 2012
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snowboarding

refers to the action of snorting a line of cocaine off a man's erect genitalia
"'Dude a girl at the club was totally snowboarding me last night'
'Man, that must've been a short line of cocaine."'
by SheSleepsIStrike February 13, 2014
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Slobovian

Current or Former residents of European countries formerly on Eastern Side of the "Iron Curtain". Due to their Slobovian Heritage and nature, these individuals live in a different plane of existance regardless their current country of occupation.

Slobovian characteristics and attributes include but are not limited to:
Driving Slow in passing Lane,
Double Parking in front of open parking spots,
Stopping at green lights,
Excessive Smoking,
Going to busy convenient store and trying out all of the cigarette lighters while a line forms behind them,
Making Right hand turn from far left lane to go to convenient store for pack of smokes and to try out lighters,
Falling off balconies while engaging in spitting contests while out having smoke,
not using English Words, the , a , an, etc For example:
"Going to store to have smoke and try out lighter...",
Drive around in modified Dodge Omni with fin on the back and big "Boompa" Stereo listing to Polish Rap music,
"The Slobovian went to the 7-11 to buy a pack of smokes and to try out the lighters."
by The Elk July 4, 2007
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slowboatism

The verb form of slowboat.

The mannerisms of a slowboat.
"Josh, you continue to argue that the earth is flat. Does your slowboatism know no bounds?"
by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018
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