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Slovakian Jack and Jill 

When you and a partner conjoin into one ball of sexual operations and do 69 whilst rolling down a hill.
Person 1: Yo you know Shaniqua over there?
Person 2: Yeah she's my sister, why?
Person 1: Oh shit haha I took her to Pride Rock and we tried the Slovakian Jack and Jill last night.
Person 2: That's my sister what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!

slovakian 

Somebody who has to give a detailed geography lesson every time they are asked their genetic background.
Rupert: "So what ARE you?"
Patricija: "SLOVAKIAN!"
Rupert: "Ummm, so where exactly is that?"

Slovakian Bobsled 

The act of inserting ones johnson into the vagina,while forcing her onto her back in order to ride her down a staircase, hence the bobsled.
Bob- Dude did you notice those marks on your staircase
Jeffey- Yeah whats up with that?
Bob- Me and your mom tried the slovakian bobsled last night, shit got out of hand
Jeffey- Dammit dude again?
Slovakian Bobsled by The Ape Raper January 27, 2013

Slovakian Traffic Cone 

The Slovakian Traffic Cone (or STC) is a sexual activity involving a large, preferably yellow, traffic cone. The cone doesn’t have to be Slovakian in origin, but it is highly recommended. Their are two people needed, a “giver” and a “mixer.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:

1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)

2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.

3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.

4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.

5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.

6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”

That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
I had some dumb broad give me a Slovakian Traffic Cone.

Slovakian munging 

You put a traffic cone in a dead body and then shit vomit and cum in her, then you proceed to pump it inside her with a plunger. Your mate who came with you then proceeds to inflict a Rakishi on her as you put your mouth open on her genitals. Then you get splated!
Yo are you free this weekend, I was thinking we could go do some Slovakian munging

Slovakian Hedgehog

I PRAY TO <Y QUEEN THE SLOVAKIAN HEDGEHOG!!!