Shitmachine

(noun) One who shits very often and usually makes the surrounding area smell bad for a long period of time... even after you spray Lysol or Oust...

Hey what's that smell?

Oh sorry, It's my Dad... he's a shitmachine.

Did you spray any Oust?

No, It doesn't help anyway.

by lolokthatfunny November 15, 2009

slot machine

A bird thats easy and get it from anyone.

Mate your gf is a slot machine

by Chris22 October 6, 2005

slot machine

A girl who hooks up with a girl on one night and then attempts to have a foursome with 2 other girls and any guy she can find the next night.

Nikki is such a slot machine, on Friday she enjoyed herself some fish but on Saturday she wanted a side of meat.

by Bowdine May 27, 2006

las vegas slot machine

feeling a womens ass full of quarters, and then putting a string of beads in her ass. yank beads at incredible speed and SPLOOSH!!!! JACKPOT!!

Dude, I totally gave that chick a las vegas slot machine last night.

by Ryan Chaney March 4, 2008

atlantic city slot machine

a girl sits naked across a table with her legs spread and you bounce a quarter into her vagina as it inserts in like a slot machine quarter entry.

"yeah i know it was gay."

"why what happened"

"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."

by Todd January 30, 2005

slot machine

To drop a whole bunch of coins on the floor of a public place.

The woman suffered much embarassment when she slot machined at the front counter of the Starbucks while paying for her latte.

by Chris Ernest Hall September 14, 2005

San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!

"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"

by Tim2345 October 3, 2006