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monkey slops

a meal, almost certainly vegetarian and prepared by a Dyke Flatmate, that is so bland and depressing in its appearance that it could be compared to monkey food in a third rate, third world zoo.
Jesus! What are you eating there Tamara! Looks like fucking Monkey Slops!
by morningside4life October 18, 2009
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somebody ordered slops

it is raining (or going to rain!)
somebody ordered slops, they're going to have to cancel the "big game"

i was going to get out there and do my 'thing', but somebody ordered slops
by michael foolsley November 22, 2011
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their slops can eat my plops!

a phrase to say when SICK of constant, eternal rainy days...
after ten rainy days in a row, boom stated: their slops can eat my plops!
put on my poncho and prepared to get slopped on, their slops can eat my plops!
by michael foolsley August 14, 2022
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Gipton slops

Gipton slops is when you grab a random fat lass in the in the gipton WMCA and pay for her fruit shoots for the whole night and then proceeding to rip a hole in her mucky nob cheese of a foot while stealing her socks with you manky teeth from playing kissy catch in wybeck primary school and then her gobbling your penis like margaret thatcher
Wagwan pfft ting wanna give me gipton slops and that
by Seacroft boyz September 27, 2023
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Slopcopter

Me: She gave me slopcopter last night.

My friend: Lucky!
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slaps like Smith

When something is so good that it slaps as hard as Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.
Wow, that song slaps like Smith!
by Bec Sucré October 23, 2023
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Daily slop

When a furry youtuber upload a react video to Youtube.
Pyrocynical upload daily slop on his pyrolive channel
by Georgelopezz April 21, 2023
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