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Mooker Spooker

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.
Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.
by Axel Scar June 15, 2009
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sookermany

Just for the record the first posting of the "Sookermany" definition was done as a prank by a work colleague of mine,Gary Lestrade. It was his unoriginal way of trying to get me back for posting his surname on here 3 days earlier. My uncle Mackie`s definition is the correct one. Although I would also totally agree with Greg's take on the definition. Sookermany`s are well travelled,educated,athletic,genetically great looking,successful people. Hang on, did I forget modest......They are indeed "sugarmanyes". And therefore constantly enjoy that sweet smell of success!
To be a success in every aspect of your life, would be defined as being "Sookermany" like.
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Slooter McDooter

Essentially, a step above a super slooter. A whorebag who enjoys penis so much and loves being absolutely ravaged in bed that at the end of the night, you could call her "Slooter McDooter" and all she can do is laugh, because even she knows, deep down, how humungous of a cum lover she really is.
After I destroyed Jill in the sack after that party, I let her know she was my little Slooter McDooter and she could do nothing but smile and give me a peck on the cheek.
by OMG He's Croatian! February 18, 2011
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super slooter

A person of the female gender that prides herself in posting promiscuous photos on her facebook. Also likes slooting around with various men in order to compensate for her low self-esteem and self-consciousness.
Example 1:

Incoming, super slooter at three o'clock.

Example 2:

Hey, send me that link of the super slooter you were talking about.
by Owning Hour December 26, 2009
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snooker

1. n. billiard game played on a large table.
2. v. act of playing a safety shot in this billiard game.

The verb form snookered is not to be confused with the noun form snooker. Also these terms are not to be confused with the UK common slang word snooks, which refers to a stupid person.
T: You wanna play some snooker (1)?
J: sure!
T: I'm gonna snooker (2) you.
J: no way, you snooks
by who'sfat? April 29, 2006
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snooker

The single god-word to say when your unsuspecting, casual pool-playing friends ask if you know how to play their game.
(when playing 8-ball)
Bob & Friends: Hey Joe, do you know how to use that cue?
Joe: I play snooker.
Bob & Friends: Holy shittt! Everybody, pull back your wagers, quick time!
by Bob & Friends October 6, 2008
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Snooker Punched

When an annoying bitch gets sucker punched in the face by a guy due to excessive drunk shit talking.
Joe: Dude you won't believe what happened at the bar last night, Kathy got snooker punched by a negro!

Frankie: Oh I believe it, that bitch never knows when to shut her damn mouth. What did u do about it, did you try to fight him.

Joe: Na man i bought that mother fucker a beer, I swear if I had to listen to that bullshit for one more minute I would of snooker puched the drunk cunt myself.

Frankie: Word
by Smiffty Cent August 11, 2010
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